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Google TiSP

May 5, 2007

Google TiSP is Google’s new broadband service that is actually an April Fool joke. At first I’m quite amazed on how it really works by using the sewage line to connect to TiSP Access Nodes via fiber-optic cable. But then when I look at it carefully, does anyone really want to put that in the [...]

Where is the Submit (to sex) button?

March 22, 2007

There is so much humor in sex. Is it me or is it the World that’s failing to understand? I mean, why do we have to read news items like Church warden charged after sex with corpse? Totally uncalled for.
Here are a few quotes that take sex lightly and make fun of people who don’t [...]

Things to Do in a Boring Office

February 5, 2007

Things to Do in a Boring Office
Points are awarded on a degree of difficulty basis. You can award yourself extra points for creative execution. Read on…
ONE-POINT GAGS
Run one lap around the office at top speed
Groan out loud in the bathroom cubicle (at least one other ‘no-player’ must be in the bathroom at the time) then [...]

Fallen Angels

January 14, 2007

This is a true story, but the names and places have been changed to ensure their privacy.Not so long back, in a village there used to live a young boy called Anadi. He was always insecure… sometimes he
would even end up taking pregnancy tests. Of course, he never got pregnant.
It was very scary in the [...]

The summer that I cannot forget…

October 12, 2006

The summer that I cannot forget…
(Warning: it is long…1318 words to be precise)
I think it was the summer of 69. Or was it 62? Either way it was a summer to remember.
This is a very insignificant incident that happened in my life. I know, it might scare the S*&^t out of you, but for me…it [...]

I have never sat on an airplane

August 13, 2006

I promise.
The first time I tried, they said I shouldn’t sit ON the plane. The
last time I tried, they said there were no vacant seats available.
I remember, in one of my attempts I was arrested by the Nepali
Govt. I remember being tortured by the Nepali Police officials for
close to five days who then dumped me [...]

Science is funny!

August 13, 2006

Science is funny…
Science is funny. Don’t believe me? I thought as much. After all, a few (including you) believe that the ability to make somebody laugh is an art and not science. And if science was funny…wouldn’t humor be science? Confused?
Take this friend of mine – a neutron – for example. He went to a [...]

Why can`t I pee properly?

July 26, 2006

Why can`t I pee properly?
Man they say was never made for toilets, or is it that toilets were never made for man? Anyways, here I am not pointing a finger at all the saints who for close to 2-3 minutes give up theirWorldly belongings, which more often than not is just some pride and a [...]

Traffic JAMS what to do????????

July 25, 2006

Now this is routine for me now. I am talking about the traffic jams that i bravely encounter and go through successfully(some times not) each and every day twice. This has become a part of my daily schedule and now i happily waste about two to three hours in these jams
In the morning when i [...]

A Dog’s Life

June 6, 2006

Adog’s Life
At the drop of a hat we use the phrase, “a dog’s life.”
When somebody asked, “So how is it going?” I would reply, “It has been a dog’s life.”All the while I never thought how a Dog’s life would be. Now when I think…I shudder. He would get up in the morning, i.e., if [...]