Traffic JAMS what to do????????

Now this is routine for me now. I am talking about the traffic jams that i bravely encounter and go through successfully(some times not) each and every day twice. This has become a part of my daily schedule and now i happily waste about two to three hours in these jams

In the morning when i step out of my house and proceeds towards my car, i start preparing myself mentally for the traffic jam that i would be stuck in after a few minutes. I always expect a traffic jam and it is always there, and fortunately or unfortunately(i do’nt know) when its not there.. I REALLY MISS IT. Yes, in the last two years, i am addicted to traffic jams and i just can not live without them its like a part of my life now.

love the jams on the signals, where you can not see the traffic lights from where you are stuck. You do’nt know when and how much traffic will move and your car moves with the snail’s pace.Then i remember the saying ’slow and steady wins the race’, and i try to be calm and think slow and steady i can cross this jam.Well, There are many advantages of traffic jams for different people at different places, like:

1. If you are with your date(girlfriend/boyfriend), you should consider yourself really lucky if you get stuck in a jam. You get a chance to hold hands for more and you can continue your mushy talks as you have lots of time to spend. You can do false promises and and talk about your imaginative college experiences and laugh a bit. Do’nt get naughty because you are surrounded with lots of people around

2. If you are in the car next to the person who is with his date and you are a typical delhi teenager or 20 something.. then you know what i am talking about. Specially when you are with your friends.. you have a total time pass. You can give stary looks towards the girl and you can notice the angry or rather helpless emotions on boy’s face if he sees you admiring his girl. REMEMBER all this is happening in a middle of a traffic jam and it does happen. Now this is what i call entertainement for some for the cost of petrol and time.

3. If you are a student and stuck in a jam, and you are going or coming back from your college or whatever, you should read your books woithout wasting time and make for the time you always waste at home by watching t.v. or writing blogs. So, traffic jams helps you in studies also. ( I really really do’nt know wether any one would do this, if any one does it.. good).

4. Being stuck in the jams can annoy you and you can be terribly frustated. Do’nt waste this precious time and pick up your cell and call the person from which you are really pissed off now a days and start abusing him by picking up any recent matter. I have done this and believe me it really works. At the end you are a bit satisfied and you have the energy to pass the next 17 minutes in jam peacefully( i do’nt know why 17).

5. Some times we are in a long long traffic jam, and we come out of our car to see how long it is. Then you can feel a little happy and afford a plastic smile by seeing all those who are behind you and will take more time to cross the jam, and at the same time feel very very depressed by seeing all those are ahead of you and will get through before you. So, you get a lesson of life… Joy and sorrow at the same time, this is life.

6. Again i am using that word, sometimes in the traffic jam you see that a car hits another car and an argument breaks up between the two car owners. These arguments are mostly very entertaining and you will not get bore while witnessing these kind of fights and if you are lucky you might get a chance to see the real action sequence taking place. Again traffic jams prooves to be entertaining.

7. And if you people are like me and my few friends (so called), then you can knock on the window of the car next to you, the person sitting pritty in that car with a.c. on will scroll down the window pain.. then ask him about any unusual address.. he will politely say that he can’t help you.. then you can start laughing in front of him. Now this what i call is the limit of stupidity. (i really do’nt know again what i wanna write in the pt. no. 7).

8. If you have a driver you and working a.c. in the car.. then take my advice, just sleep, there is no better thing to do in a middle of traffic jam.

9. Now for the wiered or bizzrre people like me and my friends(so called)… i do’nt want to offend any one through this but.. there must be a ’sardarji’ somewhere around.. just peep out of the window and and shout ’sardaaar’ or ‘jooodi’ and sit back with a innocent face without laughing, so that he ca’nt make out whose done that. After a while there will be a shower of laughter in the car as sardear is still amazed. I really do’nt want to offend any one, its just my experiences.. sorry.

10. You will definately encounter a beggar.. so its upto you to help him/her or not.. i never did. If you are generous then give some money.. or not then do’nt. Just ignore and listen to the traffic jams updates on f.m. station and feel relieved by thinking that you are not the only one to be in a traffic jam… you have many of your friends in different parts of the city facing the same music.

These were the few ways by which you can pass your time in a traffic jam… believe me you will not get to know when your out of it. As we all say something to the person sitting next to us after crossing a jam.. as how long and bad it was.. how much late you are now.. or anything.. After reading my blog similalrly as long as a traffic jam ( i do’nt know interesting or not) but you if have read, please if you can drop some comments… specially on those 10 pts. Then i will not bore you again with another boring blog.

Till then.. try to do what i said in those ten points and ENJOY TRAFFIC JAMS!!